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Two atoms bump into each other. "I think I've lost an electron," says one. "Are you sure?" asks the other. "I'm positive!"So this neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer and begins to open his wallet when the barman says: "For you, no charge!"
Heard about the NASA restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was "Cold North Dominion," but that was too long, so they abbreviated it C.N.D. The King's Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, and they didn't say a word. Just looked at him.
"Well, what do you think?" asked the Royal Governor?
"C., eh?" said the first fellow, and just looked at the Governor.
"N., eh?" says the second guy.
"D., eh?" says a third one. Then silence.
"Hey," says the Governor. "I like that. It's a helluva lot easier to pronounce when you spell it that way."
So that's how Canada got its name.
Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
WAASAAAAAA-B?
So, all these functions get together and have a party. They're all having a good time, except for e^x. e^x is standing around in a corner all by himself.
Seeing how lonely e^x is, 2^x, e^x's cousin walks over and says "hey, e^x, why don't you join us?"
"I tried integrating myself!" e^x replies, "but it didn't make any difference!"
posted by Grace at
3:18 PM
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